This week, the boys discuss Sean’s meteoric rise as a soccer star before – including more INSANE Mr. Beast drama…then, the dynamic duo get into the meaty stuff: USB-C on iPhone, Mark Wahlberg’s crazy schedule and over-productivity.
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Timecodes:
00:00:00 – Intro/Soccer Star
00:12:53 – HelloFresh
00:15:15 – More Soccer Time
00:28:17 – Manscaped
00:30:46 – OMG USB-C
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00:42:26 – World Record
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1:06:00 I actually never had such a thing on my inhaler apparatus thing. Didn't even know that was a thing, kinda find that interesting
51:37 – I'm very tempted to do a Day in the Life and do my regular day (maybe generalize it for a week after tracking it). I used to be an Influencer and I really want to show what my days were like then (while working a 40 hour week).
57:00 – According to Urban Dictionary it says Gear is either M*th (Australia) or H*roin (Ireland). Tren is an actual thing like steroids. All of that stuff has severe side effects and it's illegal in the majority of countries. I get your point though; I'd rather people be more realistic but in Hollywood you won't get hired for roles if you don't look a certain way.
58:29 – I totally need to add spices. I literally told a "Healthy Cookbook" to f*ck off because the food had zero spices or so little it was a ghost of a flavour.
I think they have adhd
Mark's prayer time is when he strips naked and takes a powershit while staring into a full length mirror, eyefucking himself and getting his stroke on.
It’s sad listening to Sean trying to speak, after every sentence he’s out of breath and he has to take a big breath
Funny thing and really weird curiosa, here is a religious relic called the Holy Foreskin or something like that. It is considered to be the only physical remains left on Earth by Jesus after he ascended. It is believed to help increase fertility. It's freaking insane! XD
"he's a pro football"
Sean's Marky Mark impression killed me, my cubicles neighbors at work must hate my ass bc im always poorly holding in laughter 💀
For running: keep your chin up and back straight-ish. You want to move your arms back and forth kinds by your hips at a 90° but moving towards your center line (prolly doesnt make sense). Land on the balls of your feet. If you’re going fast you want to lead forward a bit, drive your elbows back more kinda, drive your knees up, open your stride, and run on your toes.
Sean's Bane impression goes under the radar far too much
I also would love to see Jesus’ foreskin 😌🙏
why would he need time to masturbate when he works out with his wife in the morning and has a solid two hours of "family time" while the kids are at school? thats not no time for sex, thats like 4 hours a day of sex lol good LORD
I love u guys but a little education about the Mr Mark Wahlberg (one of my dream husbands). He actually owns F45 gym franchise. He does not use steroids. He is totally against drugs. Has been since he got out of juvie when he was like 16. The Asian guy he actually apologised to after prison as well and the Asian guy forgave him.
Family time is sex with the wife!
Sean has new tattoo ?
I have the kind of ADHD, where I couldn't have a routine if my only tasks were to eat, read, and sleep.
1:11:02 "I love it when you're taking a shit, and you get up, and you got those big red marks on your thighs, 'cause you've been leaning over for 15 minutes long"
Don't call me out like that, jesus!
As an exvangelical, i would like to point out that Jesus was born to Jewish parents and I'm pretty sure the gospels state he was circumsized in accordance with customs and traditions hahaha😅
42:40
I fucking died at "you could be the best at throwing, you could throw your life away"
Saying that lifting weights is bad for you is so wrong. It depends entirely on how you do it. Having muscle and strength is what keeps you mobile and independent in old age.
Jack: “Starting to me more and more of why you’re single” 1:03
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Me : ETHANS SINGLE?!
1:04:28 the 'pause' speech bubble at the bottom left of Sean's camera
I think the 'family time' MW has designated might be designated for making more family, rather than compromising spending family time with meetings lol
Can you guys bring Aaron Hanson back on every time you both are in California? Much love, I enjoy your podcast a bunch
But the green card is like, nah is all good back at ya buddy
I agree with replacing golf with masturbation or other sex havings.
58:23 EXACTLY
Is the 11am with work/kid thing a weekday vs weekend thing?
“Mark Whalberg works out twice a day”
Me: I don’t even work out once!
Sean .5 seconds after me: I don’t even work out once!
Me: Thank you sir I feel so validated 🥹
My (weekend) daily routine is to zombie walk out of bed and sit on the couch while I take 2 hours to wake up. Take the dog out for potty and play. Eat one protein bar. Choose one or two entertainment activities (like movies, shows, video games, and/or reading) to do until bed time. Take the dog out again before the sun goes down. And then sleep. The picture of a healthly lifestyle. Lol.
Can we cut it out with telling people how you think they should live their lives or that they are not living the "right way?"
Mark Wahlberg would make a good MeatCanyon skit
Sean talking about wanting to see Jesus' foreskin forgetting he was Jewish and would have been circumcised.